August 29, 2002

I bought some new golf balls. I’m convinced that this will drastically improve my game. Yup, it’s obvious that as soon as I start using this ball I will be an incredibly good golfer. You can say… you knew me before I was great. I will let you know when I have starting playing with the aforementioned golf balls — it is at this precise moment that I become the champion of the links.

Next time a telemarketer calls, go here, put the phone up to your computer’s speaker and have fun.

Hilarious: “More than 70,000 people in Australia have declared that they are followers of the Jedi faith, the religion created by the Star Wars films.”